Once There Was a Dog Named Jewels...

There is a dog named Jewels. She is a spunky canine . She loves to run. She has a love for life.
She also has a loose sphincter which leads to a smelly ambiance about her at times.
Everyday, she greets us on the rooftop. All the neighbors hoot and holler for the safety of the dog, but she does it with her goofy grin.
Chewing on her rawhide, she wonders how big she is-- daily. So one day, she decides to jump on top of her owner's lap with her bony joints and all. From this day forward, she will be known as the "Tiny Hiney".
This dog is known as the copy cat as well. On one summer afternoon, a fellow canine friend came over and taught her a new trick-DROOLING. Not just any drooling, this was the "Relentless Fangs" drooling. Every delectable dinnertime, she is right there with her overactive salivary glands. Always loyal unfortunately.
Regardless of the quirkiness about her, she is love. She may always be causing a rauckus in the household, but she does it out of the depths of her heart. This spotty dog is named Jewels.

Fast Lane with a Flat Tire

Life is currently in the fast lane right now, but it seems slow somehow. Last day of school is in fifteen school days and SATS are in 17 days. I don't know how to absorb it all. It's CRAZY loco. I figure spanish can only express my feelings at the moment.

Holding It Back

A big issue I have is confrontation. Well, I think a large chunk of the globe has this issue. Today, I was a big brat to one of my friends because I wanted to tell them something, but being the huge chicken I am, I wouldn't do it. So, I got all frustrated and silence-y with them even though it was my own issue. They don't know why I'm being a fatty dork about this whole thing. Es mi problema. Well, the problem is about them, but that is a completely different story that maybe I will blog about once this is all sorted out(which will never happen at this pace). We will see what happens and this will all blow over soon. No worries.

Soar Into Fashion

Since the beginning of time (a few months ago), I discovered this dress at Anthropologie. It is my dream dress...along with some others from this establishment. It is currently on the clearance rack and I will continue to keep my pretty little eye on it.

Word Problems

For homework tonight in Geometry, I have a worksheet on perimeter word problems. First of all, Geometry sucks to put it simply, but these word problems are ridiculous. It's like the elements to each problem are trying to out do each other. For example, One problem is asking for the lengths of the sides of the triangle when you only know the perimeter. Each sentence in the problem gets tenser and tenser. "Side A is 50 times greater than half of side C. Side C is 500 times larger than the previous answer minus 43 on Side B. Then, to get the most difficult and complicated answer of your life, divide 789 by Side A in Calculus form along with Pythagorean Theorem. The Perimeter is 2" Enough said. These problems are creating too much unneeded stress on our generation of Geometry-ians. I am tired of crying myself to sleep after trying to map out the impossible bunny rabbit graphing problem. "WHY ARE MY WHISKERS ON HIS FEET??!!!" This is said by too many students these days. Get up from your eraser shedding covered desks and stand up to the MAN! We're not going down without a fight. Amen.

Simple Errands

Never in my life have I ever been bored enough to look forward to running errands till a couple days ago. I was laying on the couch wishing I was somewhere else and Tina was like, "I'm going out. Do want anything?" I was like, "I want to go with you." (Scene exaggerated)I figured that wasn't too expensive, right? So, our first stop was Home Depot to scope out prices for our new extensive garden. All is normal until we step into the massive store. I have never been bombarded by so many employees in my seventeen years of living. As we were walking, if we would see those overly courteous orange aprons, we would take a sudden detour avoiding eager workers. Also, since we were of the female persuasion, they think we don't know what a shovel is. As we passed the toilet aisle, I turned and all of the sudden I matrixed, avoiding the devious pipes soaring through the air by the distracted carrier. I feared for my life in that split second. He went, "Woo" while I went "Woo." It was all good, but I made a vow to myself to become more aware in such a hardcore zone. Walking with the newly acclaimed eagle eyes I possessed at that moment, a shirtless beach bum (not too hard on the eyes) walked by as I turned into the sharp corner that was the 'Lawn Mowers'. The bulky fertilizer on his husky shoulders was the ultimate test of strength. After he turned the corner away from our presence, I knelt to floor laughing in awe because of the sheer awkwardness this man oozed. After our adventure, we went to the local cafe (Starbucks)and sipped away at our frappes, reminiscing on the liveliness of our lives (for once).

Nemesis

Today was the first step to a harsh yet delicate process-Spring Cleaning. Oh, how the smell of harsh chemicals really brighten up my day. I was down on my knees sniffling to sense of pride (not the dust) rising within myself. During this transformation, I learned something and that something was that cobwebs hide everywhere. You think, "Ohh phewww, it's clear captain." Two seconds later, 'INSERT GIRLISH SHRIEK HERE'. It's unbelievable because you know that around the corner must lurk the beast itself. You definately don't want to upset a massive spider or it's going down. I had a couple tiffies today while out in the field, but it's a good thing Mr. Bounty was on my side. We're cool like that.