Once There Was a Dog Named Jewels...

There is a dog named Jewels. She is a spunky canine . She loves to run. She has a love for life.
She also has a loose sphincter which leads to a smelly ambiance about her at times.
Everyday, she greets us on the rooftop. All the neighbors hoot and holler for the safety of the dog, but she does it with her goofy grin.
Chewing on her rawhide, she wonders how big she is-- daily. So one day, she decides to jump on top of her owner's lap with her bony joints and all. From this day forward, she will be known as the "Tiny Hiney".
This dog is known as the copy cat as well. On one summer afternoon, a fellow canine friend came over and taught her a new trick-DROOLING. Not just any drooling, this was the "Relentless Fangs" drooling. Every delectable dinnertime, she is right there with her overactive salivary glands. Always loyal unfortunately.
Regardless of the quirkiness about her, she is love. She may always be causing a rauckus in the household, but she does it out of the depths of her heart. This spotty dog is named Jewels.